Friday Funnies

["Douglas M. Bolton" <dbolton@adnc.com>]

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a handsome young
hunk seated a few stools away began to choke on a piece of hamburger.
He was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

One Texan said to the  other, "That there dude is having a bad time!"  The
other agreed and  said, "Think we should go help?"

"You bet," said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you
breathe??" He shook his head no.  "Can you speak??"  He again shook
his head no.

With that, the Texan unzipped and opened the dude's pants and
dropped them to the floor, spun him around, slid his underwear down to
his knees  and licked him on the butt. So shocked was the young man that
he coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

Back to his friend, the Texan said "Funny how that hind lick maneuver
always works." 


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Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave," in Chinese.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when
they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once
and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat
it, too.
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Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."
Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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